The Spanish Restoratium

Picking up on the infamous spanish restoration incident, Sir Fabric Lenny and me started our own small business, and we call it The Spanish Restoratium:

"This piece (on the left), more probably than not to be attributed to Rubens, was found in a pitiful state on the doormat of our lab. Having removed the canvas from its frame, we set the T75280AC (Condenser tumble dryer with medium sized LCD display, Energy class B) to a gentle 60 min wash, adding only the finest coarse ground gnu hooves. We were then able to reproduce the original shape of the uilleann pipes using dusted charcoal and a little spit."

"This piece (on the left), more probably than not to be attributed to Rubens, was found in a pitiful state on the doormat of our lab. Having removed the canvas from its frame, we set the T75280AC (Condenser tumble dryer with medium sized LCD display, Energy class B) to a gentle 60 min wash, adding only the finest coarse ground gnu hooves. We were then able to reproduce the original shape of the uilleann pipes using dusted charcoal and a little spit."

Enjoy more professional work over on The Spanish Restoratium.